Battling the Elements: Home Inspector VS Mother Nature
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A Midwest Home Inspector's Survival Guide to Working in Whatever Mother Nature Throws at Us
People often ask me:
"What's the craziest thing you've found during a home inspection?"
Honestly?
Sometimes...
It's the weather.
Being a home inspector in the Midwest means Mother Nature is basically your co-worker.
And she has a strange sense of humor.
One week it's 95 degrees with enough humidity to swim through the air.
The next week Canadian wildfire smoke has the sky looking like Mars.
Then comes a thunderstorm that dumps an inch of rain in twenty minutes.
Fast forward a few months...
I'm standing on a roof in 15-degree weather wondering why my fingers have stopped working.
People often imagine home inspectors walking through beautiful homes on perfect sunny days.
Reality looks a little different.
Welcome to inspecting homes in the Midwest.
🥵 Summer: The Attic That Feels Like the Surface of the Sun
Let's start with summer.
The weather app says:
95°
That sounds manageable.
Until you climb into an attic.
Attics don't care what the weather app says.
They're often 120° to 140° or more on a hot summer afternoon.
After about five minutes you're asking yourself important life questions like:
"Did I always sweat this much?"
Meanwhile, I'm crawling around insulation wearing long pants, boots, gloves, and safety equipment because fiberglass insulation and exposed roofing nails don't care how hot it is either.
Midwest Inspector Translation:
Yes...
It's hot enough to cook a frozen pizza in some attics.
No...
I haven't tried.
🌫 Canadian Wildfire Smoke
The Unexpected House Guest
One thing none of us expected recently?
Canada accidentally sending us their campfire.
One day the sky looked normal.
The next day it looked like someone turned the entire Midwest sepia.
Air quality alerts.
Hazy skies.
Burning smell.
Reduced visibility.
Outdoor inspections suddenly became a little more challenging.
When air quality reaches unhealthy levels, it's important for everyone—not just inspectors—to limit prolonged outdoor activity whenever possible.
Especially those with asthma, allergies, or respiratory conditions.
Midwest Inspector Translation:
I'd like my inspections medium rare...
Not smoked.
⛈ Summer Storms Don't Knock First
Midwest weather has one speed:
Unexpected.
You'll start a roof inspection under blue skies...
...and twenty minutes later you're questioning whether Noah is building another ark nearby.
I've seen storms arrive with:
💨 60 mph winds
🌧 Sheets of rain
🌩 Lightning
🌳 Tree limbs flying through neighborhoods
Home inspections stop immediately when lightning becomes a factor.
No roof is worth becoming the tallest lightning rod in town.
Midwest Inspector Translation:
If I suddenly climb off your roof faster than usual...
There's probably a very good reason.
❄ Winter: Where Eyelashes Freeze
Summer may be uncomfortable.
Winter is simply disrespectful.
Every winter I inspect homes during:
snowstorms
freezing rain
subzero wind chills
icy roofs
frozen crawlspaces
I've had:
Boots frozen solid.
Ladders covered in ice.
Camera batteries die because they're too cold.
Fingers that forgot how to function.
And yes...
I've shoveled snow just to reach attic access points.
Midwest Inspector Translation:
Metal ladders and bare hands are not friends in January.
🌬 Wind: Every Ladder's Worst Enemy
Wind deserves its own category.
Because nothing gets your attention faster than standing on a ladder while Mother Nature decides to test your balance.
Strong winds make inspections more difficult by:
moving ladders
blowing debris
making drone flights impossible
reducing roof safety
Sometimes the safest inspection is knowing when not to get on the roof.
Safety always comes first.
🌦 Every Season Tells a Different Story
One of the things I love about being a home inspector is that every season reveals something different.
Spring shows:
✔ Winter damage
✔ Drainage issues
✔ Tree damage
Summer reveals:
✔ Roofing problems
✔ HVAC performance
✔ Moisture intrusion
Fall highlights:
✔ Gutter maintenance
✔ Roof preparation
✔ Exterior repairs before winter
Winter exposes:
✔ Heat loss
✔ Ice dam conditions
✔ Frozen plumbing
✔ Insulation deficiencies
Every season teaches us something about a home.
You just have to know where to look.
Why This Matters for Homeowners
Weather doesn't just make my job interesting.
It's also constantly testing your home.
The Midwest throws almost every extreme imaginable at our houses:
☀️ Extreme heat
❄️ Extreme cold
🌧 Heavy rain
💨 High winds
🌫 Smoke
🧊 Ice
🌳 Falling limbs
That's why routine maintenance matters so much.
The little things—
Cleaning gutters.
Replacing caulk.
Servicing your HVAC system.
Trimming trees.
Checking your roof after storms.
They all help your home survive another Midwest season.
Final Thoughts
People sometimes ask me:
"What's the hardest part about being a home inspector?"
Some days it's the attic.
Some days it's the crawlspace.
Some days it's the weather trying its absolute best to convince me to find a different career.
But honestly...
I wouldn't trade it.
Every season brings a new challenge.
Every home tells a different story.
And every inspection is another opportunity to help someone protect one of the biggest investments they'll ever make.
Living in the Midwest means battling the elements isn't optional.
It's simply part of being a homeowner.
And if your home can survive an Illinois winter, a July heat wave, a Canadian smoke event, and a summer thunderstorm...
It deserves a little appreciation.
(Along with a fresh air filter and a clean set of gutters.)
Stay safe out there.
Stay cool this summer.
Stay warm this winter.
And remember...
Mother Nature is undefeated—but with a little maintenance, your house can still put up a pretty good fight.
Inspect Today. Protect Tomorrow.
— Sean Evans, CPI
Founder of Midwest Inspect
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