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Battling the Elements: Home Inspector VS Mother Nature
Being a home inspector in the Midwest means Mother Nature is basically your co-worker.
And she has a strange sense of humor.
One week it's 95 degrees with enough humidity to swim through the air.
The next week Canadian wildfire smoke has the sky looking like Mars.
Then comes a thunderstorm that dumps an inch of rain in twenty minutes.
Fast forward a few months...
24 hours ago
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The 5 Interior Defects That Cost Homeowners the Most Money
There's a moment during some home inspections when everyone in the room gets unusually quiet.
The buyer stops taking pictures.
The Realtor slowly lowers their pen.
The seller suddenly becomes very interested in the weather outside.
And I'm standing there thinking...
"Well... this one isn't going to be fixed with a trip to the hardware store."
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I've inspected hundreds of homes throughout Illinois. Most homes have normal maintenance item
5 days ago
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The 5 Exterior Defects That Cost Homeowners the Most Money
Nobody wakes up on a Saturday morning hoping to spend $25,000 on their house.
Unfortunately...
Houses don't always ask for permission.
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I inspect homes every day throughout Illinois. While most inspection reports include maintenance items and smaller repairs, every now and then I come across defects that make everyone standing nearby quietly say:
"...Well, that's going to be expensive."
Jul 6
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A Home Inspector's Guide to a Safe Fourth of July
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I've seen what happens when a great cookout turns into an expensive insurance claim.
So before you light the grill, spark up the smoker, or declare yourself Captain of the Backyard BBQ Brigade, here are a few tips to help keep your celebration safeāand stress-free.
Jul 1
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The Midwest Homeowner Survival Guide: Summer Edition
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, summer is one of my favorite seasons. Homeowners are finally outside again, tackling projects that have been on the "I'll get to it next weekend" list since April.
It's also the season when small maintenance issues can become expensive repairs if they're ignored.
And for realtors and homeowners alike, this is the season where proactive maintenance can make or break a dealāor protect thousands of dollars in equity.
Jun 25
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The 10 Most Common DIY Repairs That Went Wrong
I Appreciate the Effort, But Please Don't Do This to Your House Tales of DIY Disasters: Exploring the Top 10 DIY Home Repairs Gone Wrong. As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I want to start by saying something important: I love DIY projects. Some homeowners are incredibly talented. I've seen beautiful decks, impressive renovations, custom woodworking, and repairs that rival professional craftsmanship. And then... I've seen the other stuff. The repairs that make me stop,
Jun 22
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10 Things House Flippers Hope You Don't Notice
House flipping can be a beautiful thing.
A neglected property gets a second chance. An outdated home gets modernized. An ugly duckling becomes the nicest house on the block. I've inspected some fantastic flips over the years. But I've also inspected some homes that appeared to be renovated by a group of caffeinated squirrels armed with YouTube tutorials and unlimited confidence. The challenge for buyers is this: Some flips are professionally done. Some are cosmetically done.
Jun 15
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Is That Normal? A Home Inspector Answers the Most Common Questions Homeowners are wondering
The Questions Homeowners Google at 10:37 PM Every home inspector knows the look. A homeowner points at something in their house and asks: "Is that normal?" Sometimes the answer is: "Absolutely." Other times the answer is: "Well... let's talk about that." As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I hear the same questions over and over again. And honestly, they're good questions. Homes make noises. Things crack. Things settle. Things leak. And Google isn't always helpful. So l
Jun 10
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Are Houses Actually Being Built Out of Cardboard?
Are Houses Actually Being Built Out of Cardboard? If you've walked through a new construction home lately, you've probably heard someone say: "They don't build them like they used to."Usually followed by: "This place feels like it's made out of cardboard." As a home inspector, I hear this all the time. And after crawling through hundreds of attics, squeezing into thousands of crawlspaces, and spending more time staring at framing lumber than any normal person should, I can te
Jun 8
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The Five Things Slowly Destroying Every House in Illinois
"The 5 Things Slowly Destroying Your Illinois Home" š§ Water ā¬ļø Gravity āļø Freeze-Thaw Cycle š³ Trees š§ Deferred Maintenance
Jun 4
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Home Inspections Are Not Pass or Fail
Contrary to popular belief, home inspections aren't a game show where the house either wins a new car or gets voted off the island. There is no giant stamp that says:
PASS or FAIL
In fact, home inspections don't work that way at all. As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, my job isn't to pass or fail a home. My job is to provide information. Think of me less as a judge and more as a translator. The house is trying to tell you something.
Jun 1
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āWeāll Just Move That Clutter Laterā¦ā
A Home Inspectorās Friendly Guide to Preparing Your Home for Inspection Home inspections are important. They help buyers understand the condition of a home, identify safety concerns, and avoid expensive surprises. But sometimes⦠The biggest obstacle during the inspection isnāt the house itself. Itās the mountain of storage bins, Christmas decorations, old paint cans, and mystery totes stacked directly in front of every major system I need to inspect. Clear the Clutter: Ensuri
May 21
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