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Battling the Elements: Home Inspector VS Mother Nature
Being a home inspector in the Midwest means Mother Nature is basically your co-worker.
And she has a strange sense of humor.
One week it's 95 degrees with enough humidity to swim through the air.
The next week Canadian wildfire smoke has the sky looking like Mars.
Then comes a thunderstorm that dumps an inch of rain in twenty minutes.
Fast forward a few months...
1 day ago


The 5 Interior Defects That Cost Homeowners the Most Money
There's a moment during some home inspections when everyone in the room gets unusually quiet.
The buyer stops taking pictures.
The Realtor slowly lowers their pen.
The seller suddenly becomes very interested in the weather outside.
And I'm standing there thinking...
"Well... this one isn't going to be fixed with a trip to the hardware store."
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I've inspected hundreds of homes throughout Illinois. Most homes have normal maintenance item
5 days ago


The 5 Exterior Defects That Cost Homeowners the Most Money
Nobody wakes up on a Saturday morning hoping to spend $25,000 on their house.
Unfortunately...
Houses don't always ask for permission.
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I inspect homes every day throughout Illinois. While most inspection reports include maintenance items and smaller repairs, every now and then I come across defects that make everyone standing nearby quietly say:
"...Well, that's going to be expensive."
Jul 6


A Home Inspector's Guide to a Safe Fourth of July
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I've seen what happens when a great cookout turns into an expensive insurance claim.
So before you light the grill, spark up the smoker, or declare yourself Captain of the Backyard BBQ Brigade, here are a few tips to help keep your celebration safe—and stress-free.
Jul 1


The 10 Most Common DIY Repairs That Went Wrong
I Appreciate the Effort, But Please Don't Do This to Your House Tales of DIY Disasters: Exploring the Top 10 DIY Home Repairs Gone Wrong. As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I want to start by saying something important: I love DIY projects. Some homeowners are incredibly talented. I've seen beautiful decks, impressive renovations, custom woodworking, and repairs that rival professional craftsmanship. And then... I've seen the other stuff. The repairs that make me stop,
Jun 22


The First 60 Seconds of a Home Inspection
As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, the first 60 seconds often tell me a surprising amount about a property. Now before homeowners panic...This isn't about judging. I'm not grading landscaping choices. I'm not criticizing lawn ornaments. And I'm definitely not reporting your inflatable Christmas decorations still standing in June. But homes leave clues. Lots of clues. And many of them are visible before I ever step foot inside. Let's take a walk from the street to the f
Jun 18


10 Things House Flippers Hope You Don't Notice
House flipping can be a beautiful thing.
A neglected property gets a second chance. An outdated home gets modernized. An ugly duckling becomes the nicest house on the block. I've inspected some fantastic flips over the years. But I've also inspected some homes that appeared to be renovated by a group of caffeinated squirrels armed with YouTube tutorials and unlimited confidence. The challenge for buyers is this: Some flips are professionally done. Some are cosmetically done.
Jun 15


Is That Normal? A Home Inspector Answers the Most Common Questions Homeowners are wondering
The Questions Homeowners Google at 10:37 PM Every home inspector knows the look. A homeowner points at something in their house and asks: "Is that normal?" Sometimes the answer is: "Absolutely." Other times the answer is: "Well... let's talk about that." As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I hear the same questions over and over again. And honestly, they're good questions. Homes make noises. Things crack. Things settle. Things leak. And Google isn't always helpful. So l
Jun 10


Are Houses Actually Being Built Out of Cardboard?
Are Houses Actually Being Built Out of Cardboard? If you've walked through a new construction home lately, you've probably heard someone say: "They don't build them like they used to."Usually followed by: "This place feels like it's made out of cardboard." As a home inspector, I hear this all the time. And after crawling through hundreds of attics, squeezing into thousands of crawlspaces, and spending more time staring at framing lumber than any normal person should, I can te
Jun 8


The Five Things Slowly Destroying Every House in Illinois
"The 5 Things Slowly Destroying Your Illinois Home" 💧 Water ⬇️ Gravity ❄️ Freeze-Thaw Cycle 🌳 Trees 🔧 Deferred Maintenance
Jun 4


Home Inspections Are Not Pass or Fail
Contrary to popular belief, home inspections aren't a game show where the house either wins a new car or gets voted off the island. There is no giant stamp that says:
PASS or FAIL
In fact, home inspections don't work that way at all. As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, my job isn't to pass or fail a home. My job is to provide information. Think of me less as a judge and more as a translator. The house is trying to tell you something.
Jun 1


“We’ll Just Move That Clutter Later…”
A Home Inspector’s Friendly Guide to Preparing Your Home for Inspection Home inspections are important. They help buyers understand the condition of a home, identify safety concerns, and avoid expensive surprises. But sometimes… The biggest obstacle during the inspection isn’t the house itself. It’s the mountain of storage bins, Christmas decorations, old paint cans, and mystery totes stacked directly in front of every major system I need to inspect. Clear the Clutter: Ensuri
May 21


Spring Has Arrived… And Your House Has Concerns
The Most Common Exterior Problems Showing Up in Home Inspections This Time of Year (SPRING) Top Exterior Problems Found in Home Inspections: Address Landscaping Issues, Remove Dead Tree Limbs, Clear Debris in Gutters, Repair Cracked Driveways, Fix Damaged Siding, Ensure Safe Electrical Lines, Seal Window and Door Trim, Correct Grading and Drainage, Control Roof Moss, and Secure Deck Components. Spring in the Midwest is a magical season. The birds come back. The grass turns gr
May 18


Fresh Paint, Old Problems
The Magical Thinking That Comes with a $39 Gallon of “Problem Solver” There are two types of paint in this world: Paint that makes a house look better Paint that tries to convince you nothing is wrong As a home inspector with Midwest Inspect, I’ve seen both. And let me tell you — the second one works great… right up until someone with a flashlight shows up. The “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” Mindset Somewhere along the way, homeowners discovered a powerful belief: “If I can’t se
May 5
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